Anonymous:
Why not fall in love?

brianashanee:

I got shit to do

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: shuckl)

When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

safeguards:

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I’ll just watch one
Episode
Epison
Epason
Eason
Season

(Source: pinkliliess)